Now you see me for who i am.

Why don't you just take you're stinking vagaga and get lost.

I had a wonderful time with my girl Sofie and the gang (aka I like to bang). I learned so many new things that i didn't know i could do. I did some really embarrassing stuff again and Fad almost was traumatised by it haha. I'm such a goon! argh.

So it was 2 days at Sentosa... in a row. Cus we weren't happy with our tan on the first day. We than headed to the Ludge and that sky thing. What is it called? So anyway i kept my eyes close the whole time and wouldn't dare take a peek down cus I'm pathetically scared of heights. It's such a pity i won't have the courage to go up on the Singapore flyer. boohoo

Second day was a bomb! We tanned a whole lot. Silly Ken ate sand, acted like a bird and looked like a dying shrimp. Fad had this peacock thing going on. Sof just wanted to get wasted and i on the other hand just wanted to get more sun and get the headache outta my head.

It was labour day so there was quite a number of people at the beach. There were Indians everywhere. Especially near the beaches checking Sofie out. hahaha. and other girls too. Disgusting!

We had dinner at Marche soon after sunset. Thanks to the kind hearted Fad. He paid for the meal. But THANKS to me i manage to get 50% off from Marche. Like how cool is that! So Fad saved alot! It was already getting late and we did a little something before heading back home but i shan't say it here. Might get into huge trouble.














Dad and i caught Forbidden Kingdom and it so happen that he's two favourite Kung Fu celebrity is acting together so it made it doubly cool for him. We didn't get popcorn's cus i was late and we missed like 15 min of the show. He wantedto much on them haha poor thing. I gave him seaweeds instead which I'm currently addicted to. You know those that comes in the blue packaging. I LOVE seaweeds!

Than the tragedy started. I was heading back home one night. And It was rather late. I saw a Malay dude waiting for the lift just a few metres away from me. So i thought okay it's just a guy. I pressed my lift and plucked out my headphone. I heard a noise behind and decided to turn back to have a look. And guess what! the guy who was waiting for the other lift was at the porch of MY lift standing behind me and was leaning against the wall.

I was wondering why he was looking at me. And when i looked down and THE BLOODY GUY WAS MASTURBATING WHILE STARING AT ME WITH HIS PANTS DOWN AND I COULD SEE HIS FUCKING DICK!

I couldn't do anything else but to scream. He than fled. I was traumatised after that. And I'm still so freaking scared of taking the lift whenever i would go back home early or late. I suspected that the guy was staying at my block so i reported him to the police.

I need bodyguards!
I need an angel.
I need...................

goodnight to the girl who's vagina smells of a smelly fish.